Zayn Malik and 50 Cent backstage at iHeart Radio Festival [3000x2333 pixels HQ]
Look: If 50 Cent isn’t life coaching ALL of One Direction now, then all my work has been for nothing and I quit. If Zayn’s backpack doesn’t contain a vision board that he brought to iHeart SPECIFICALLY to show 50, then why are we even here? What has all of human history been building to, if it’s not 50 Cent sitting One Direction down, having them all take out their individual vision boards, and explain to them that he’d like them to make a joint one? If One Direction, headed into the next era of their career, aren’t navigating this important time with the help of a joint vision board that serves not only as a monument to their love, but also as a way of reminding themselves that they are still individuals who must accept each other’s varying needs and wants and priorities and make compromises, then why did the universe even bring 50 Cent and One Direction into the same space like this in the first place?
If Zayn’s not going back to the group and explaining what 50 Cent wants them to work on, saying “50 Cent believes in us,” to which Louis “being that honest and open about what I want terrifies me” Tomlinson replies, “Well, he hasn’t seen our vision boards yet,” while Niall and Liam and Harry are excitedly gathering craft supplies and Google image searching a wide array of things they want to put on their boards, some of which would melt your heart and some of which would make you laugh until you fell over from it, THEN WHAT ARE ANY OF US EVEN DOING HERE?